Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
