I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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