dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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