Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just pee around me
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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