I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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