I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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