im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
Randomize