I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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