Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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