She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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