There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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