Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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