I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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