Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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