turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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