Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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