yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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