What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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