i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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