Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Randomize
