What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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