i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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