im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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