whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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