i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
