I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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