The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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