Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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