But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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