Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
