The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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