Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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