he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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