I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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