): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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