3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Panties = found
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