gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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