I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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