watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Dear god my vagina.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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