So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
