Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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