I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
