I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
