Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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