She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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