i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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