I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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