i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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