woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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