we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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