We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I see more hoeing in ur future
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