So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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