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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy

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• (979): View more from Texas

  i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.

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  wow. i have no words.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.

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• (858): View more from California

  Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Casually had to file a missing persons report last night

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business

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  Way to promote small business.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.

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