i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.