Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.