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so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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