READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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