i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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